CHAPTER 4: DIE ON TOP

01. IED
02. Bottom Gun
03. Dragon Ass
04. The HIV Waiting Room Song
05. Sugar Fire
06. Dirty Dumb Tricks
07. Love in a Bottle {Album Version} {RADIO EDIT}
08. Tomorrow Never Sleeps
09. Good Times and Great Oldies {Album Version} {RADIO EDIT}
10. DIE ON TOP
11. Too True to Be Strange
12. Osama Time Blues
13. Stars and Bars
14. We’re a Band from America

1. IED

Invading dangerous scenes
Resurrecting dreams
Igniting Afghani
Slaughterproof machines

What do you
Want to be
A schizophrenical superstar
Alien abductee

All-American culture
Unsure vultures
Sacrificial soldiers
Amazing murderers

What do you
Want to be
A schizophrenical superstar
Alien abductee

Bombed beyond repair
Making martyrs stare
Always taking the dare
Craziness everywhere

What do you
Want to be
A schizophrenical superstar
Alien abductee

Intermittent Explosive Disorder x 4

2. Bottom Gun

Give me all your Hell
I can take it
Taste this wasted heart
and re-break it
For once in your life
Letta good time go - SLOW (Listen you rockhead)

Done and done, don't need no bottom gun
Damn oh damn, won't fall fo' yo' flim-flam
Find another fish, to put ya hook in
You can do better but not better lookin'

When you're at the well
What ya wishing?
Love, money, and health
Ammunition
Going for broke
Might make you rich - KID (Listen you rockhead)

Done and done, don't need no bottom gun
Damn oh damn, yo' front do' smell like SPAM
I don't wanna eat what ya been cookin'
You can do better but not better lookin'

I hope you learned by now
Living's tricky
You'll make it some-how
In the city
What grows up
Must dumb down - CLOWN (goodbye, now)

Done and done, don't need no bottom gun
Damn oh damn, won't fall fo' yo' flim-flam
Find another fish, to put ya hook in
You can do better but not better lookin'

Done and done, don't need no bottom gun
Damn oh damn, yo' front do' smell like SPAM
I don't wanna eat what ya been cookin'
You can do better but not better lookin'

A-Men

3. Dragon Ass

I, don't know what you mean
But I hear you scream
Every time the breeze blows

I, don't know what you had
But I need a bath
After smoking your ghost

It all blends into a dense pretense
And to maniacs it makes impressive sense

Gotta be down, to make up ground
It takes too long, draggin' ass around
It ain't too late, to compensate
For wasting days, attempting fate

I, don't know what you need
But I feel you bleed
When you're getting faded

You, don't know what you want
You haven't thought once
About how to make it

It all blends into a dense pretense
And to regulars it makes expensive sense

Gotta be down, to make up ground
It takes too long, draggin' ass around
It ain't too late, to compensate
For wasting days, attempting fate

Get that shit done now, you ain't got much time x 3
Crazy Motherfucker, you're gonna lose it

You, don't know what to do
You follow Motley Crue
Instead of chasing your dream

You, don't know where to hide
When they seek inside
Searching for your meaning

It all blends into a dense pretense
And to simpletons it makes recessive sense

Gotta be down, to make up ground
It takes too long, draggin' ass around
It ain't too late, to compensate
For wasting days, attempting fate

He's the one they call Dr. FeelGood
He's the one that makes ya feel alright
He's the one they call Dr. FeelGood
He's gonna be your Frankenstein

Gotta be down, to make up ground
It takes too long, draggin' ass around
It ain't too late, to compensate
For wasting days, attempting fate

4. The HIV Waiting Room Song

HIV AIDS x 2

I am a patient boy
I wait, I wait, I wait, I wait
My time is like water down a drain
Everybody's moving,
Everybody's moving,
Everybody's moving, moving, moving, moving
Please don't leave me to remain
In the waiting room

I don't want the news
I cannot use it
I don't want the news
I won't live by it

Sitting outside of town
Everybody's always down
Tell me why?

Because... they can't get up
Ahhh... Come on and get up
Come on and get up

But I don't sit idly by -- Ahhh...
I'm planning a big surprise
I'm gonna fight for what I want to be

I won't make the same mistakes
Because I know
I know how much time that wastes
And Function
Function is the key
To the waiting room

I don't want the news
I cannot use it
I don't want the news
I won't live by it

Sitting outside of town
Everybody's always down
Tell me why?
Because... they can't get up
Come on and get up
Ahhh... Come on and get up
Up for the waiting room

HIV AIDS x 2

Sitting in the waiting room Ahhh...
Sitting in the waiting room Ahhh...
Sitting in the waiting room Ahhh...
Tell me why?
Because... they can't get up

5. Sugar Fire

Why - Why'd Nancy die? x 4

Burn the sugar
Light the fire
Get it over with

Jimmy Snuka
Superflier
You're not innocent

God knows where you're going
Anywhere but home
God knows where you're going
Everywhere blown

Silent voices
Wrestle moon shine
Su-plex your soul

Violent choices
Steel cage sun shine
Faking takes it's toll

God knows where you're going
Anywhere but home
God knows where you're going
Everywhere blown

Burn the sugar
Light the fire
Get it over with

Jimmy Snuka
Superflier
Off the top rope, bitch

God knows where you're going
Anywhere but home
God knows where you're going
Everywhere blown

Why -- Why'd Nancy die? x 4

6. Dirty Dumb Tricks

Suspicious intuition
Making uses for excuses
Fakers AIN'T no fun
Abate commiserating with douches

Why don't you run back home?
Away from all the dirty dumb tricks
Life is better UNKNOWN
Submitting to the bliss of ignorance

Fame's the shame to blame
Hearing fear in the mirror
Bleeding from head games
Snake beer makes peers appear clearer

Why don't you run back home?
Away from all the dirty dumb tricks
Life is better UNKNOWN
Submitting to the bliss of ignorance

Waking up to white rain
Washing away dusty troubles
Today changed the same
Flushing away upchuck bubbles

Why don't you run back home?
Away from all the dirty dumb tricks
Life is better UNKNOWN
Submitting to the bliss of ignorance

Hell no, me won't go
Yes we can, cope alone
Your SHITFACE shines
You out-drank your soul

Life is better UNKNOWN
We're not in this together
Life is better UNKNOWN
Why wait for bad weather?

Hell no, me won't go
Yes we can, cope alone
Your SHITFACE shines
You out-drank your soul

 

7. Love in a Bottle

"alcohol does not effect me unless I'm drunk"

A friendly devil paid me to stay
Would've kept boozing any which way
Gotta prove I'm the best at something
I can outdrink any deity

Took it on the chin and then in the face
Sobriety makes me feel out of place
Life looks better from outer space
Higher than any deity

Looking for love in a bottle -- Leaves LIFE empty
Puking up blood in a pothole -- Hungry angry
Forgetting times in Ohio -- Bad and Plenty
Looking for love in a bottle -- Leaves LIFE

It's too easy to love that girl
Backseats, bedrooms, Disney World
Genetically cursed since the day of birth
Getting stupid comes naturally

Kiss her in public, pound her in private
Ain't no reason to try and hide it
Dying is the only way that you can fight it
Getting stupid comes naturally

Looking for love in a bottle -- Leaves LIFE empty
Puking up blood in a pothole -- Hungry angry
Forgetting times in Ohio -- Bad and Plenty
Looking for love in a bottle -- Leaves LIFE

Intervention equals murder
I got problems God's never heard of
It all began when I killed a baby bird
Too much information

Crapping black and barfing bile
Last man standing goes the extra mile
No witnesses made it to trial
Too much information

Looking for love in a bottle -- Leaves LIFE empty
Puking up blood in a pothole -- Hungry angry
Forgetting times in Ohio -- Bad and Plenty
Looking for love in a bottle -- Leaves LIFE empty

Looking for love in a bottle x 8

Living it up in the Hollywood Hills
Everyday is Summertime

8. Tomorrow Never Sleeps

She don't get, what we got
HOT liquor, hits the spot
FACE can't fall, if it's down
DRUG some other dummy all over town

When we crash, she just laughs
It's all fine, if time flies fast
When it's slow, she blows smoke
She just wanna go, to another show

Tomorrow never sleeps tonight
Without you, today ain't right
Save me now before I die
I killed all those pills in your closet

You're a grump, when you're drunk
We'll run home, if you jump in the trunk
Getting bad, when the going is good
Standing up, for what you misunderstood

Where's your mind, life, and time?
Lost them all, along the ride
Words hurt worse, in reverse
You're not the only jerk who is cursed

Tomorrow never sleeps tonight
Without you, today ain't right
Save me now before I die
I killed all those pills in your mom's purse

Like drugs, love is tough to quit
Belligerently unintelligent
You don't want, what I need
Cry to sleep, while I speed

Driving far, in a diaper car
Just to ditch you, at a dive bar
Flashing back, mad laughs we had
Grabbing at, what should be stabbed

Tomorrow never sleeps tonight
Without you, today ain't right
Save me now before I die
I killed all those pills for your sick horse

Tomorrow never sleeps tonight
Without you, today ain't right
Save me now before I die
I killed all those pills…

9. Good Times and Great Oldies

When I reminisce over you, I've got a feeling
I'm addicted to love, flash-dancing on the ceiling
Blame it on the rain (or) the spirit in the sky
Raspberry beret (on) Bonita Applebum's sweet cherry pie

Pour some sugar sugar on me girl from Ipanema
Dude looks like three times a lady, ooh child, have you seen her?
Suspicious minds - say, say, say - she got big balls
Like a bridge over troubled smoke on the waterfalls

Good times and Great oldies, easy come, easy go

Give it to me ba-ba-ba-baby, you ain't seen nothing yet
Abracadabra, centerfold, gonna make you sweat
Maybe I'm amazed, you're still the one, and it stoned me
I need love, hanging tough, strokin' only the lonely

Dust in the wind, cries mary in the air tonight
Cocaine brain damage, take it to the limit one more time
Young Americans, teach your children crazy love
Saturday night's alright for fighting honky cats in da club

Good times and Great oldies, easy come, easy go

Living on a prayer, born in the USA
We gotta get outta this place, Highway to Hell awaits
Don't think twice, it's alright, I'm a believer
Time is on my side, I will survive, hot blooded, night fever

Good times and Great oldies, easy come, easy go

10. DIE ON TOP

Red rage
White death
Blue brains
Blackness

Time fight
Clock block
Lime light
Die on Top

Red rage
White death
Blue brains
Blackness

Time fight
Clock block
Lime light
Die on Top
Die on Top
Die on Top

 

11. Too True to Be Strange

Oceans burning, ghosts returning
Only murderers survive
Demons clowning, angels drowning
Cannibalism thrives
Grab a chainsaw, drugs 'n' alcohol
Gasoline, guns, and knives
Chug bugs and snails, if all else fails
Hell is a good place to hide

If you know how to do it
Then you're getting it on
Living every minute
Like the next will be gone
Banking big thangs
Dranking big thangs
Spanking big thangs
Too true to be strange

Cities splitting, piggies quitting
Anarchy catches stray prey
Lightning lashing, thunder thrashing
Judgement is the ugliest day
Mad-manic, planet panic
Satanic chants invade airwaves
No time left, to stretch breath
Where's the after-death par-tay?

If you know how to do it
Then you're getting it on
Living every minute
Like the next will be gone
Banking big thangs
Dranking big thangs
Spanking big thangs
Too true to be strange

Babies boozing, missiles cruising
Praying doesn't make it better
Doctors killing, corpses spilling
Twitching dead heads get severed
Wet machete, red and ready
Chopping chimpanzees like cheddar
Play thru the pain, seize doomsday
Never won't last forever

If you know how to do it
Then you're getting it on
Living every minute
Like the next will be gone
Banking big thangs
Dranking big thangs
Spanking big thangs
Too true to be strange

12. Osama Time Blues

Osama
Where are you?
Osama
Where on Earth are you?

You don't know, what I see

Ooooh, it makes me wonder
"now you know that guy ain't shit.
Sorry ass motherfucker ain't got nothing on me. Right? Nothing."

Ooooh, it makes me wonder
"There are white folks, and then there are ignorant motherfuckers like you"

Murder, murder, murder, kill, kill, kill

Osama
Where are you?
Osama
Where on Earth are you?

It's a psycobetabuckdown, baby!

Ooooh, it makes me wonder
"shit's getting way too complicated for me"

Ooooh, it makes me wonder
"You ain't my bitch, nigga, buy your own damn fries"

step, step, step, step, step off

Osama
Where on Earth are you?

"shit's getting way too complicated for me"

13. Stars and Bars

<<< Chorus >>>

<<< John Wayne verse >>>

<<< Chorus >>>

14. We’re a Band from America

And now the starting line-up for your Ocean Ghosts

At shooting guard, from San Diego State University,
6'2", 165 pounds - Thrusty Rhodes

The man in the middle, from The Ohio State University,
5'11", 155 pounds - Scotty Boombox

American band
We're an American band
We're comin' to your town
We'll help you party it down
We're an American band

Money and the power x 2
I ain't fallin' short 'cuz I got
Money and the power (yup)

Money and the power x 2
Sold a million records I got the
Money and the power (yup)

Money and the power x 2
Bitches on my dick 'cuz I got
Money and the power (yup)

Money and the power x 2
I don't give a fuck 'cuz I got
Money and the power

American band
We're an American band
We're comin' to your town
We'll help you party it down
We're an American band x 2

"I'm chaos, he's mayheim - we're a double-act"

CHAPTER 3: AMERICAN PRIDE

01. American Pride
02. Self Taught Taxidermy
03. Ride My Sunshine
04. I Don’t Read Your Blog
05. Two Glass Eyes
06. Death of the Party
07. Life Guidance II
08. Delicious Ambition
09. Dying in a Nightmare
10. Human Leather
11. Old Man Rumple Minze

1. American Pride

Ain't going nowhere
Ain't got no place to hide

((vocal breakdown))

It's always show-time
American Pride

2. Self Taught Taxidermy

Loonies inside my head
Tell me to kill you dead
One poke to the throat
Licking your blood off my coat

Lick Blood Lick Blood Lick, yum yum

You made the choice so easy
Self-taught taxidermy
I wanna dance
On your dead body

Do the hump, do the hump, do the Jitterbug

You don't like Lou Rawls
Your tattoos suck moose balls
You hate all your friends
Your bull shit never ends

Shit Bull shit Bull shit is gross

Up and down, it's all a game
Massacre complements maim
It's too late
To feel ashamed

Kill them all, kill them all, kill them all dead

You don't like Lou Rawls
Your tattoos suck moose balls
You hate all your friends
Your bull shit never ends

Shit Bull shit Bull shit is gross

You made the choice so easy
Self-taught taxidermy
I wanna dance
On your dead body

Do the hump, do the hump, do the Jitterbug

Loonies inside my head
Tell me to kill you dead
One poke to the throat
Licking your blood off my coat
Lick Blood lick Blood lick, yum yum

3. Ride My Sunshine

Something's blowing my way
Nothing's going my way
Something's blowing my way

Something's blowing my way
Everything ain't OK
Something's blowing my way

Today must be the day
When I have to say
What is on my brain

I don't like you
Playing with me
I don't want you
Messing with me
I don't need you
Fucking with me

You took too much of my lifetime

Ride my sunshine (Ahh, ahhh, ahhhhh, ahhhhh)
French kiss my full moon (Ahh, ahhh, ahhhh)

 

4. I Don’t Read Your Blog

Hometown hero
Worldwide zero

I don't read your blog anymore, baby
That cryptic shit don't work on me no more

I don't read your blog anymore, baby
You took me too seriously

Gone and forgotten
Amazing, drunk, and rotten (child)

I don't read your blog anymore, baby
That cryptic shit don't work on me no more
I don't read your blog anymore, baby
You took me too seriously

Now we live alone
Hoping for a Heavenly home (hey, hey, hey)

I don't read your blog anymore, baby
That cryptic shit don't work on me no more
I don't read your blog anymore, baby
You took me too seriously

 

5. Two Glass Eyes

She don't wanna stay
But her ride drove away
She got more than what she fucking bargained for

The bar claims to be closed
When she's fully clothed
She got more than what she fucking bargained for

Too wasted to live happily
You can never say goodbye to destiny
Risking it all for bibulous crimes
You lost your mind, too many times

She's got two glass eyes
No glass slippers her size
She drinks booze to satisfy her soul

Bleeding for attention
Demanding intervention
She drinks booze to satisfy her soul

Too wasted to live happily
You can never say goodbye to destiny
Risking it all for bibulous crimes
You lost your mind, too many times

Best times become the worst
She just let her muff burst
She won't recall what made her unforgettable

She tried to hijack a hearse
Fast drugs gave her the squirts
She won't recall what made her unforgettable

Too wasted to live happily
You can never say goodbye to destiny
Risking it all for bibulous crimes
You lost your mind, too many times

6. Death of the Party

Knives rain from the sky
Check for drops and die
Red, white, and blue lies
Hypnotize your mind . . . .

Demons cream genes
Guided by screams
Weapons win dreams
Hallucinate laser beams . . . .

J: Most times, we forget
S: It's all bad if you remember it
J: Dead honkies can't talk shit
S: Once you stab it's hard to quit

J: Chugging junk for cheap thrills
S: Mad dog and Milk-Boner pills
J: Hot shotguns can pay the bills
BOTH: Ain't no party like one that kills

Psychos die hard
Metaphysically scarred
International guard
"Not in my backyard"

Lifeless and aloof
Passed out on a roof
Pharmaceutical goof
Nothing is slaughterproof

J: Most times, we forget
S: It's all bad if you remember it
J: Dead honkies can't talk shit
S: Once you stab it's hard to quit

J: Chugging junk for cheap thrills
S: Mad dog and Milk-Boner pills
J: Hot shotguns can pay the bills
BOTH: Ain't no party like one that kills

 

7. Life Guidance II

Life is dead to you

Feel it out - For yourself
Staying alive - Kills your health
Straighten out - Crooked ways
Heaven sent - Hell-bent haze

Pooped and pissed - Poor and broke
Understand - It's all a joke
Keep head up - While face down
Bloody clown, paint the town

Life is dead to you

Blow your boo boos
Purge the pain
Blow your boo boos
Change your brain

Life is dead to you

If you don't know - Ask a pro
Never stop - Going slow
Take your time - Find your mind
Run on weed - Walk on wine

If it ain't fun - It ain't gettin' done
Raise your glass - To rule number one
Same old shit - Different day
Death don't play - Keep away

Life is dead to you

Blow your boo boos
Purge the pain
Blow your boo boos
Change your brain

Well, it's been too long
I said it's been too long
You know it's been too long
Since you gave a fuck, girl

 

8. Delicious Ambition

Oooooh, let me Smuckers you up
Get you all greazy with delicious ambition
I know we gonna have a shit-ton of fun tonight
Spreading butter in the bonfire light
Licking jam where it's moist and tight
Flavored vodka and meteorites

8 o'clock in the morning, I love you
8 o'clock in the evening, I love you
On hard, I always think of you
At the bar, I always think of you *snap and repeat *

Sweltering thunder thighs at midnight
Belch a white lightning sunrise in the afternoon
Drunk moon dreams die quietly and
Crash in the ashes of yesterday - (Girl, don't ask why)

8 o'clock in the morning, I love you
8 o'clock in the evening, I love you
On hard, I always think of you
At the bar, I always think of you *snap and repeat *

I want to give you everlasting dignity
I been thinking bout your spread
I want to take you to a duck pond
I been saving all my moldy bread
I want to buy you palaces made out of mansions
Let me buy you Mexico
I want to make you feel better than God on drugs
You caught my heart like Plaxico
I want to hump you in a hot air balloon
'til death do us party

"I'm a romantic in a time
where romance is completely dead"

9. Dying in a Nightmare

It could be fine, it could be broke
You know mo' than you think
Misfired rhyme, misspoken joke
You know mo' than you think

Take it or take it, predestined choke
You know mo' than you think
Everyone fucks Mother Earth
You know mo' than you think

Gotta get it off tonight (yeah)

Little did you know what I mean
Soporific Satanic scream
Inspirationally obscene
Dying in a nightmare while living the dream

We got it down yet choose to ignore
You know mo' than you think
The easy way out is harder than before
You know mo' than you think
Doing the right thing makes it wrong more
You know mo' than you think
Everyone fucks Mother Earth
You know mo' than you think

Gotta get it off tonight (yeah)

Little did you know what I mean
Soporific Satanic scream
Inspirationally obscene
Dying in a nightmare while living the dream

Heyyyyy youuuuu, suffocate Shamu

Little did you know what I mean
Soporific Satanic scream
Inspirationally obscene
Dying in a nightmare while living the dream

10. Human Leather

Crash your life for fun
Party all fucking week

Human leather
Human leather

Can we wear your flesh
If you die tonight?

Human leather
Human leather

No one
Had the
Answer
Shit the bed

Human leather

11. Old Man Rumple Minze

Do you think you are, better than me?
Do you think you're fucking, better than me?
Could you do something I didn't see?
Hundreds of drooling eyeballs

Old Man Rumple Minze

Please do not, draw dicks on my forehead
I do not want, to be teabagged
Get your snake eggs, away from me
When I sober up, I'm gonna really kill you

Old Man Rumple Minze

Ahhh, ahhh, ahhh

You still think you are better than me
You still think you're fucking better than me
Could you do something I didn't see?
Hundreds of drooling eyeballs

Old Man Rumple Minze

Ahhh, ahhh, ahhh

Old Man Rumple Minze
Took me to a part of town I never been in
Old Man Rumple Minze
He fucked me up and let his friend pregnancy join in
Old Man Rumple Minze
I don't know why I want to do it again!!!

Old Man Rumple Minze

CHAPTER 2: PEPPERONI LOVERS

01. Stay Away from Gangs and Drugs
02. Trick Rhetoric
03. Biker Woman Recipe
04. Quit Freaking Out
05. Let It Rip
06. S my D
07. Good Girls Don’t Do That
08. Big Daddy Kane
09. Don’t Die Tonight
10. Extreme Ball Pressure
11. Pepperoni Lovers
12. Is This Your Wife?
13. Summer Snow
14. A Diamond is for Never



1. Stay Away from Gangs and Drugs

Six drinks deep now we’re ready to go
Stop complaining your life is slow
Crank it to the max like a hung hobo
Pick up the pace with baby blue snow

We’re all waiting for the main event
Too intelligent to re-repent
Disregard that message God sent
Time well drunk is time well spent

Feeling better than you did before
Head devil says do some more
Any problem can be ignored
Booty puking on the dance floor

Stay away from gangs and drugs
Unless you like gangs and drugs
If you like gangs and drugs
Get stupid with gangs and drugs

You should die laughing
With a smile in your mind
Sometimes life’s baffling
Get the fuck over it

Tragedies happen like everyday
All God’s children pay to play
Everything’s not A-OK
Make it better with Marvin Gaye

Sucking up sauce so it’s hard to see
Smoking dope in a deciduous tree
Asking for presents on God’s knee
Angels never put out for free

What does it take to make you laugh?
Bill Cosby taking a bath
A porno starring a hot giraffe
Atheists incurring God’s wrath

Stay away from gangs and drugs
Unless you like gangs and drugs
If you like gangs and drugs
Get stupid with gangs and drugs

You should die laughing
With a smile in your mind
Sometimes life’s baffling
Get the fuck over it

2. Trick Rhetoric

You don’t love you
You don’t know you
You just want to
Try to fuck you

This is trick rhetoric
Used by all you
When you think with your privates
You end up on Judge Joe Brown

If you give them
the time of day
You’ll see in time
Death won’t go away

We don’t feel bad
‘Cause you feel good
when you get that
you should chop wood

You don’t love you
You don’t know you
You don’t love you
You don’t know you
You don’t love you
You don’t know you
You don’t love you
You don’t know you

3. Biker Woman Recipe

I wish drinking didn’t feel so right
You should have done nothing tonight
Knowledge evolves from hindsight

You can’t make your world a better place
If you booze your ass out of your harebrained face
Supplicating God for serenity
Never always easy

I was unable to truly see
How happy she could make me be
Biker woman recipe

Blood never tasted so salty sweet
Licking lips, lost in saucy heat
Why eat when you can just drink?

You can’t make your world a better place
If you booze your ass out of your harebrained face
Supplicating God for serenity
Never always easy

I wish drinking didn’t feel so right
You should have done something tonight
Knowledge dissolves from hindsight

You can’t make your world a better place
If you booze your ass out of your harebrained face
Supplicating God for serenity
Never always easy

4. Quit Freaking Out

You used to feel good all the time
You understood trifling slime
Now you look ripped, pissing on trees
God does not bless you when you sneeze

Losing gravity, all alone
Crying like a bitch into a portable phone
Grow some b-balls, don’t do what you’re told
If you’re still alive you’re never too old

Oh, oh yeah – ya know what I’m talking about, yeah
You need to quit freaking out and fucking around

Been down that road a long time ago
Fell in that hole going way too slow
You should have known not to do it again
Fighting self control means you always win

Oh, oh yeah – ya know what I’m talking about, yeah
You need to quit freaking out and fucking around

You used to feel good all the time
You used to feel good all alone
You used to feel good a long time ago
You used to feel good --- ICE CREAM!

Oh, oh yeah – ya know what I’m talking about, yeah
You need to quit freaking out and fucking around
Oh, oh yeah – ya know what I’m talking about, yeah
You need to quit freaking out and fucking around

5. Let It Rip

Don’t give up on the night just yet
Your shit just hit a wall
You’ve got to make your splotch sweat
Raging for no reason at all

Bitches don’t trip
Just let it rip
You gotta live to die

Go for it and snatch that chance
Working it raw feels good
Swish that hook shot like Larry Nance
If you don’t French, you should

Bitches don’t trip
just let it rip
You gotta live to die

You don’t know when it’s your time to go
So please abandon your strife
Never ever tell a good lover “no”
Fuck the guts out of life

Bitches don’t trip
Just let it rip
You gotta live to die

6. S my D

Existentialist weirdo
Only seeing what is shown
Subjectivity is the way to go
Knowing you’re trapped in the unknown

Motherfuck philosophy
Meaning begins with me
Motherfuck philosophy
S my D

Street preacher chews his shoe
Claiming a fictional book is true
Hoping death yields the supreme clue
No before-life will be right for you

Motherfuck philosophy
Meaning begins with me
Motherfuck philosophy
S my D

Everything is guts and gore
Broken brains and nothing more
This is what we’re living for
Knuckle crushing Heaven’s door

Motherfuck philosophy
Meaning begins with me
Motherfuck philosophy
S my D

7. Good Girls Don’t Do That

Grind your Gremlin all over a groin
Gurgle gumballs and insert coin
Slam a quarter all up in a manhole
Tickle snow globes with a Wicca candle

Good girls don’t do that

Slim Jim Beam in your Knob Creek
Tang a totem pole until Pledge leaks
FunDip a wigwam deep in your teepee
Blowpop a sucker when it be sleepy

Good girls don’t do that

Stroke Ballparks and Milkbone strays
Smoke Kotex and drink Flonase
Download a log on your laptop
Dongle a blue tooth in IHOP

Good girls don’t do that

8. Big Daddy Kane

Evil spirits invade brain
Tonight feels right to play deranged
Black liquor retards the pain
Pump up that Big Daddy Kane
Make sure you have all your shit
If you don’t stop, you can’t quit
Bottomed out in a bottomless pit
Straight jackets always fit

Well, well, well, you can never tell

Screaming madmen try to kill
Spilling guts while mentally ill
Going down, throwing uphill
Growing up has lost its thrill
Too bad you cannot rewind
Something else controls your mind
Making faces at the blind
Psychosis ain’t hard to find

Well, well, well, you can never tell

Cracked-out creatures create fright
Begging drunk people for insight
Animal instincts say fuck flight
Sucker punch Satan in a pillow fight

Imbibing to avoid the wife
Chopping off your private fife
Took too long to take your life
Hallucination has got a knife

Well, well, well, you can never tell

Circle and circle, round and round
Until you lose it and fall down dead

Well, well, well, you can never tell

9. Don’t Die Tonight

You don’t have long to be alive
Everyone says they know
Already gone before you arrived
Love every breath you blow

We hope you don’t die tonight
Don’t go running into the light
But if time says your life is right
Tell Jesus we think he’s outta sight

It’s really sad to think about
It’s gonna happen someday
It’s really hard to figure out
Wouldn’t like the answer anyway

We hope you don’t die tonight
Don’t go running into the light
But if time says your life is right
Tell (Allah, L. Ron) we think he’s outta sight

You need to clean your mind clear
Instantaneously
Nobody knows why we are here
Destruction is your destiny

We hope you don’t die tonight
Don’t go running into the light
But if time says your life is right
Tell (Ganesh, Yahweh, Brigham, Left Eye) we think (s)he’s outta sight

10. Extreme Ball Pressure

No one knows what to do
Crazy looking for clue
Too scared to shit in shoe
Paranormal voodoo

Free from pain and acid shadows
Boiling brains devise fiascos

11. Pepperoni Lovers

Went down to Bob’s Bar to fry my mind
Stumbled upstairs and crossed the line
I can’t recall barfing nonsense
I wanna die for the life experience

Fifty minutes sealed my fate
Rumple Minze befriends self-hate
Lunatics don’t need goals
Just one more night to thwart control

Pepperoni LOVERS!

Invincibility is no fun
When the game is self destruction
Stupidity reigns supreme
Blackout snorting gasoline
Faking until the final fall
Lose your balls and you lose it all
I can’t recall barfing nonsense
I wanna die for the life experience

Pepperoni LOVERS!

“We love you pepperoni
even though you are so damn bad for us.
We want to eat your brains out, long and hard!!!”

12. Is This Your Wife?

Whoa me love you long time
Don’t let anything menace your mind
Whoa me love you long time
Go get in front of that behind

Whoa you feel so squishy
Quote another line from Nietzsche (pretty please)
Whoa you feel so squishy
Let’s get a milkshake from Frisch’s (Big Boy)

This relationship is over
When we become sober
When we become sober
This circus is over

Whoa we knew it couldn’t last
Substantiality disappears fast
Whoa we knew it couldn’t last
Alcoholic egomaniacs

This relationship is over
When we become sober
When we become sober
This circus is over

13. Summer Snow

Lyrical interpretations captured from Richard Farina’s “Been Down So Long It Looks Like Up to Me”

Never serious
Just do things to pass the time
Too delirious
Lost in sublime grime

You been down so long
It looks like up to you
Still alive
Wishing it wasn’t true

Who cares where you’re going
When you’re gone?
Always knowing
Everything’s wrong

Celebrate the time of your life
Before your flesh let’s you go
Celebrate the time of your life
Tonight is all you know
Celebrate the time of your life
Before your flesh let’s you go
Celebrate the time of your life
Drink up that summer snow

summer snow-whoa-o

14. A Diamond is for Never

We’re gonna be rich, girl
Forever and ever
The good days are gone
A diamond is for never

A diamond is for never

CHAPTER 1: STARS AND STRIPES FOREVER

01. White People Blacked Out
02. Out of the Night
03. King Cobra and Box Wine
04. Where's My Brother?
05. Atomic Bukkake
06. Bill Goodman's Gun + Knife Show
07. Life Guidance
08. Beating Bush
09. American Patrol
10. Hitchcock
11. Party Trauma
12. Death Medication
13. Yellow Cocaine
14. Recommended Dosage
15. Magic Jackson
16. Stars and Stripes Forever

1. White People Blacked Out

Hug America
Rub America
Love America
Fuck ....America....

Hey, hey - Drink away the doubt
Get twisted and shout
Say, what’s it all about?
White people blacked out

Re-habitual ritual every other month
Saw a suicide and thought it looked fun
Tried to keep going when it was done
Rise to the occasion with the sun

Take it to the limit, one more time
Shaking your shit don’t cost a dime
Snort the grit and chug the grime
Thrilling your mind shouldn’t be a crime

Drunk white people run the world
Demanding commandments and call girls
Is this the way you want your life to unfurl?
Or should you give mass murder a whirl?

Hey, hey - Drink away the doubt
Get twisted and shout
Say, what’s it all about?
White people blacked out

Hug America
Rub America
Love America
Fuck ....America....

2. Out of the Night

When things don’t seem right
When words make you want to fight
You’re too drunk to go home
And you’re done taking shots to the dome

But then you hear a good song
It fixes all that was wrong
Hey, maybe tonight will be OK
And help you make it to the next day

“You’re out of the woods
You’re out of the dark
You’re out of the night
Step into the sun, step into the light”

It’s hard to find your soul
When you’re not in control
I know I tried before
I just became a big, old A-hole

Who knows what will work for you
A wife, a good job, or sniffing tire glue
Maybe a bad bout of the flu
Will make you realize a healthy day’s value

It could be a violent car crash or
Something you saw in the trash
Perhaps you trip on slick grass
Or there might just be something up your ass

But then you hear a good song
it fixes all that was wrong
Hey, maybe tonight will be OK
And help you make it to the next day

“You’re out of the woods
You’re out of the dark
You’re out of the night
Step into the sun, step into the light”

3. King Cobra and Box Wine

Everythang, feels wrong
When we play, all life long
Didn’t wanna stay, way gone
Take pain away, opium

She blew smoke, middle finger up
Cutting up coke, she can’t get enough
Walkin’ to the store, in the winter’s rough
Better than being bored, and not drunk

King Cobra and Box Wine

Shoot the shit, when in doubt
Kill violence, tension mounts
Sign receipt, then bounce
Five liters, forty ounce

Sneezing up blood, gagging chalk
No ride home, you can walk
Spastic cell phone, crazy talk
If possible, buy in bulk

King Cobra and Box Wine

Take it to face, then to gut
First to last place, bottoms up
Reckless race, stuck in funk
pick up a rake, whack a skunk

Swerving through your, life of time
Young dumb and pure, in your prime
Didn’t really know, didn’t really mind
King Cobra, and Box Wine

King Cobra and Box Wine...

4. Where's My Brother?

Kill or be killed that’s how them honkies survive
Still alive jive brothers always ready to die
Drunken nutty buddy left his blood at the club
Ain’t got no love on hallucinogenic drugs

Cross-eyed and brainless, a shame to see
Screaming, “Don’t hate me ‘cause you ain’t me”
Lost and loaded, separated, and in doubt
Four in the morning he called Boombox’s house

He could only mutter, “Where’s my brother?” x 3

He didn’t make it home that night
Something went wrong
He didn’t make it home that night
The mushrooms were strong

Parked the wrong way on a one way street
Couldn’t believe he didn’t get blackballed by the police
Staggered to his truck and bitch-flipped it in reverse
Forgot his only sibling but wait it gets worse

He puked out the window, hit a parked pinto
Screamed “it’s a rental”, proceeded to go mental
We thought he’d wise up and return for his kin
Until BoomBox’s phone blew up again

He could only mutter, “Where’s my brother?” x 3

He didn’t make it home that night
Something went wrong
He didn’t make it home that night
The Xanex was strong

Where’s my brother? X 4

It’s been one year since that fateful night
Those white brothers have been completely out of sight
I heard one found god and the other found smack
Either way, we’re all fucked and that’s a fact

We still laugh about that shit every time we drink
Two crazy motherfuckers with no thoughts to think
So if you’re gonna go to an Ocean Ghosts show
Remember your brother and beware the Old Crow

he could only mutter, “Where’s my brother?” x 3

He didn’t make it home that night
Something went wrong
He didn’t make it home that night
The whiskey was strong

5. Atomic Bukkake

"No More Hiroshima, No more Nagasaki"
We don’t want no Atomic Bukakke

Shake that ass until the tampon drops
Or ‘til snitches call the cops or the keg stops
Tonight might be the last night before the fallout
So French a total stranger and drink away the doubt

What is going down in America?
Bankrupt and fucked in the USA
What is going down in America?
We cannot to afford to keep livin’ this way

“USA” (vigorously repeat)

"No More Hiroshima, No more Nagasaki"
We don’t want no Atomic Bukakke

Spin, spin, spin the globe, it’s your time to spin the globe

What is going down in America?
Bankrupt and fucked in the USA
What is going down in America?
We cannot afford to keep livin’ this way

“USA” (despondently repeat)

6. Bill Goodman's Gun and Knife Show

Bill GoodMan’s gun and knife show
Call a buddy, bring a friend

Come on down to Dayton’s Hara Arena
off of I-75 at the Needmore Rd exit
for Bill Goodman’s gun and knife show.

At the gun show you will find:
Shotguns, Rifles, Handguns,
Gun Holsters and Gun Cases
Ammo and Reloading Equipment
Modern and Custom made knives
Military and Civil War items
Camouflage gear and Hunting Gear

We got wide selections at affordable prices.
We also got National Instant-Check On-Site
with No Waiting Periods
so if someone pisses you off in the morning
you can up and shoot them sons a bitches dead
by the afternoon in a drunken fit of absent-minded rage!

Admission is six dollars for Adults,
Kids 12 and under, just a buck!
9-5 Saturday, 9-4 Sunday,
Tell a buddy, bring a friend!
It’s Bill GoodMan’s gun and knife show,
don’t you dare miss it!

Bill GoodMan’s gun and knife show
Call a buddy, bring a friend

7. Life Guidance

If you take Dayquil at night
All your problems pass away
If you want to do it right
Wash it down with Bud Heavy

If it aint fun, it aint getting done
Raise your glass to rule number one
Been a dumb dumb son of a bum and a bitch
My dick committed murder and I still didnt snitch

I think I lived long enough to let you know
There is no need to be a fat bimbo
Quit wasting your time on hang-ups and maybes
Do some curls and push ups and dont bang babies

If you take Dayquil at night
All your problems pass away
If you want to do it right
Wash it down with Bud Heavy

Feel a little stupid from the night before?
The solution is found at the grocery store
American beer, OTC drugs
Average people become party chugging thugs

You know you've sinned when you caught your fifth wind
Screwy eyeballs and a clit licking grin
This could be the last time that you live
So eat the orange pills and beware the HIV

If you take Dayquil at night
All your problems pass away
If you want to do it right
Wash it down with Bud Heavy

Dayquil at night
American beer

8. Beating Bush

We spend our whole lives beat beating around the bush
Growing up, we were just beating around the bush
Since we were zygotes, co’ beating around the bush
Now we’re older and we’re still beating bush

(ooh, ooh, ooh, we-ooh)

We spend our whole lives beat beating around the bush
Growing up, we were just beating around the bush
Since we were zygotes, co’ beating around the bush
Now we’re older and we’re still beating bush

Now we’re older and we’re still…

9. American Patrol

Pounding Budweiser tallboy cans
Living off credit cards and Jenna Jameson
Contemplating the cunt-licking Constitution
And all the freedoms that free dumb asses aint using

We can wear costumes when its not Halloween
We can squeal at piggies when waiting for a green
We can eat beans and crap cream in diaper trunks
We can rage in rancid bars and yell at other drunks

 

10. Hitchcock

Give her the HitchCock
She gotta have HitchCock
She wanna see HitchCock
Smack her face with the HitchCock

“She’s only 17 (seventeen)
Her dad says she’s too young but she’s old enough for me
She’s only 17 (seventeen)
Her dad says she’s too young but she’s old enough for me”

Give her the HitchCock
She gotta have HitchCock
She wanna see HitchCock
Smack her face with the HitchCock

“Head full of good thoughts, belly full of grub
Money in your pocket, but there ain’t no hole in the washtub
Your nails won’t break, and your toes won’t stub
You never get a fever when there ain’t no hole in the washtub”

Somebody say: Go Alfred, go Alfred, go

Give her the HitchCock
She gotta have HitchCock
She wanna see HitchCock
Smack her face with the HitchCock

“You reach a point
Where you say
You're not going to do
Juveniles any longer.”
- Alfred Hitchcock

“Self-Plagiarism is style.”
- Alfred Hitchcock

11. Party Trauma

If you were liquor, I would not drink you
I do not want to turn you into piss
If you go anywhere, you should stay right here
Grab another beer, you don’t want to miss this

Then you go back to the front row
Local show, reacting in slow mo
Grabbing asses, knowing that’s a no no
Drunk jackasses, make the night so so

Feeling fried, freestyling solo
Spaced out like a stoned Eskimo
Two more shots, whiskey and Cisco
Long restroom line, go ralph out the back door

The party don’t stop until someone dies
Overdosing or gang related drive-bys
Knife fights or choking on chicken fries
When shit goes down, remember your alibis

I’ve watched COPS way too many times
Crazy people telling insane lies
Act naturally, like it ain’t no big surprise
If you snitch, mean people will eat your eyes

(Don’t be a snitch!)

We’re just giving God a little Hell yeah
Jesus Christ give God a little Hell yeah
Americans give God a little Hell yeah
Scotty Boombox give God a little Hell yeah!

12. Death Medication

Girl, I want to Kobe you
I wanna stick it where you don’t want me to
And if you try to sue
I’ll rape your whole family

Shut the fuck down and turn your boombox up
Raging like Caucasians with domestic in the cup
Splattering mad veracity to those who know what’s up
Control the population, bust your nuts in bitches butts

We want to tell all you earth people up in this bar
You will be overcome by evil, if you are not
Really determined and focused, like Osama
You only get one shot to show this, world some drama

“Self destruction, you’re headed for self destruction”

Mentally retarded pig’s blood falls from the sky
Suffocating sulfur fumes imbue and subdue the strongest who try to survive
It’s over now, you just smoked your last breath
Welcome to the valley of death

Toilet bowl yellow fangs arranged in a demonic grin
Thousands of Satan-faced fiends await to step inside your skin
It’s over now, there’s no time left
Welcome to the valley of DEATH!!!

Frenetically whirling in a miasma of bubbling flesh and lard
betwixt by bizarre, spiritually scarred
as boiling tar seethingly rips open your souls permeable façade
Where’s mother and father?
They’re being devoured by rabid frogs
Picked bone dry, fry brains fry, fuck it I wanna die!
Too late to realize life was not so hard

123 – the devil is after me
456 – he’s always throwing sticks
789 - he misses all the time
Hallelujah, hallelujah hooray

13. Yellow Cocaine

Yellow Cocaine straight ate up my brain
I could not refrain, I was instantly insane
Pathetically strange and drastically nude
People start wondering, “Who is that dude?”
So I tried to come down with a shady Quallude
Indisputably (awesome) in a doomed mood
Lost my pants, fought my friends
Tonight might be the night my life ends

Yellow Cocaine

Paranoid, spun out android
Could not avoid, becoming destroyed
Ambulance lights, ghetto fist fights
Everyday it is “one of these nights”

Run like Hell, to Heaven
Also known as 7-11
Pray to booze to knock me out
Why did I put gasoline in my snout?

Yellow cocaine

This won’t last, rage right now
Blow it up like a giant sea cow
Rock your ass, rage right now
Blow it up like a giant sea cow
This won’t last, rage right now
Blow it up like a giant sea cow
Rock your ass, rage right now
Blow it up like a giant sea cow

Yellow Cocaine

14. Recommended Dosage

Do you remember when you were young?
Running in the sun, having fun, and being dumb
(in the ocean)

I can recall being knee low
When a bumble bee stung my nose
(did you cry, J. Rhodes?)
Hell yes, homo, it went like this is it how it goes

[cry baby cry]

Do you remember when you were young?
Running in the sun, having fun, and being dumb
(in the ocean)

I grew up quick but my dick never did
It’s been the same size since I was a day old kid
But that don’t matter when wars are going on
Too many dead before hearing an Ocean Ghosts song
It makes you think about the people not thinking
But you don’t want to hear this while smoking and drinking
If you learn one thing from this mediocre show
Always use the knowledge that you know

Do you remember when you were young?
Running in the sun, having fun, and being dumb
(in the ocean)

15. Magic Jackson

I don’t understand it
Hey
I don’t understand it!
Aaow

“There’s a ghost down in the hall
There’s a ghoul upon the bed
There’s something in the walls
There’s blood up on the stairs

There’s a ghostly smell around
And it’s floating through the room”
It might just be God
Or we could be really doomed

I don’t understand it
Hey
I don’t understand it!
Aaow

16. Stars and Stripes Forever